Bush terrorizes aides with threats of freedom

15 08 2006

Washington, D.C. This morning, during his daily prayer breakfast/briefing, President Bush assured cabinet members that the conflict between Hezbollah and Israel was “just part of a larger struggle between terror-lovers and freedom-lovers.” When Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice politely challenged the President’s convictions, he stood up and threatened her with “freedom.” Reaching across the table, Bush then grabbed a plate-full of blueberry muffins and began pelting Rumsfeld and Cheney, calling them “freedom f**ckers.”




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