INDIANAPOLIS, IN. After the Democrat’s narrow victory yesterday in the House and Senate elections, Republican party members desperately searched among their ranks for a minority–any minority–to lead them in the House of Representatives. Michael Richard Pence, who allegedly is 1/64 Native American and 1/128 Welsh, was pegged as the most likely candidate for the position. However, he faces stiff competition from Roy D. Blunt, whose WASP stock has been adulterated by a 1/32 percent Black Irish background. Whatever the outcome of this minority race, it’s expected to be a close one.