Dave Coulier Enjoying Life of Anonymity, Lechery

5 12 2006

WINSTON, UTAH: Dave Coulier, who once played “Uncle Joey” Gladstone on the hit show “Full House,” has since embraced a life of total anonymity, cherishing his many, many moments alone, outside of the public eye. “I’ve taken up new hobbies that no household-name celebrity could dream of!” Dave raved in the Living Section of the Salt Lake City Golden Tabernacle Press, “Like golf, yoga, and sado-masochism.” When asked about his stint in Federal prison for soliciting a State senator, Dave seemed non-plussed, joyful, even: “When you’ve reached the height of fame as one of the most virile men on television, it’s refreshing to keep your head to the ground.”




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