Suspicious “Lucifer-esque” Man Spotted at Pinochet Memorial Service

11 12 2006

CHILE, SOUTH AMERICA: After Augusto Pinochet’s demise yesterday, a suspicious-looking man, clad in bright-red garb and sporting a pointed-demon-shaped-pitchfork, was spotted at his memorial service. The man, who responded only to the name “Legion,” revelled in the loss of “one of his own.” Crying tears of molten lava, he balefully reminisced about Pinochet’s imperial exploits, “on par,” he claimed, “with Nero and Kissinger.”

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