Litvinenko Murder Traced to The Olive Garden

18 12 2006

INDIANAPOLIS: After weeks of intensive investigations, Alexander Litvinenko’s tragic radiation poisoning has been traced to an Olive Branch location in Indianapolis. It was there, Kremlin officials claim, that Litvinenko ingested a fatal dose of Poloninium after enduring a mad-dash rush for the salad bar, leaving absolutely no record of his whereabouts, and hopping on a private plane to an un-disclosed location in England.




One response

18 12 2006
DeekEye the BadAss

There is another theory. He could have eaten at a Taco Bell.

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