Rumsfeld posting a new open hire
Ashcroft drifting comatose
Neo-con carols being sung by an empire
And folks fess up (now) that it blows.
Everybody knows a murky, loathsome Mr. Rove
Helped to make the treason right
Tiny pages with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that Tom Delay is on his way;
He’s lobbied lots of corporations on his sleigh
And every baptized child is going to spy
To see if his aides really know how to fly.
And so I’m offering a simple phrase
For voters from one to ninety-two
Although it’s been said, many times, many ways:
“Two more years of this shit, and we’re through.”
 abbr. “Cheney’s Nuts”