Based on a Christmas Song (“Chestnuts[1] Roasting, etc.”

20 12 2006



Rumsfeld posting a new open hire

Ashcroft drifting comatose

Neo-con carols being sung by an empire

And folks fess up (now) that it blows.


Everybody knows a murky, loathsome Mr. Rove

Helped to make the treason right

Tiny pages with their eyes all aglow

Will find it hard to sleep tonight.


They know that Tom Delay is on his way;

He’s lobbied lots of corporations on his sleigh

And every baptized child is going to spy

To see if his aides really know how to fly.


And so I’m offering a simple phrase

For voters from one to ninety-two

Although it’s been said, many times, many ways:

“Two more years of this shit, and we’re through.”



[1] abbr. “Cheney’s Nuts”




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