Komodo Virgin Birth Creates Schism Among Evangelicals

22 12 2006

WEWAHITCHKA, FL.: In the wake of a recent prediction that a Komodo dragon, in Chester, England, will experience the first recorded “virgin birth” of its kind, evangelical churches in northern Florida have decided to split into two separate denominations. The more conservative believers, who practice an orthodox form of snake-charming, have severed all ties from church members who now accept komodo-worship as a belief central to their weekly revival meetings.




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