Wrist Strain Mysteriously Increases Among Male Population

6 07 2007

Reported incidents of Profound Wrist Strain (PWS) have sky-rocketed in the last six months. Public health officials have yet to determine the exact cause for this phenomenon but have ruled out self-fondling: a primitive practice resulting in blindness, irritability, and death.

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14 07 2007
Jenn

In a related story, a significant increase in Penis Withering Syndrome (PWS) has been reported; strangely enough, this syndrome also corresponds to the number of hours spent playing a Wii.

16 07 2007
gspence1173

there’s a definite connection there–

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