The Chia Spect requires only bread, water, and monthly prunings. This handmade decorative planter fits well into any penitentiary or asylum, provided it has a limited light source. Act now and you’ll receive a free ornamental “shiv.”
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running the gamut of current events from A to B
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- Greenspan Predicts Own Unemployment will hit 100%
- District Mime:
- South Carolina Governor Admits Extra-Marital Affair with Alpaca
- Obama Appoints Czar Czar
- Middle Class Declares War on Lou Dobbs
- Area White Man Foiled by Muse of Dance, Again
- Survivor Claims In-Flight Service “Totally Sucked Ass”
- My Neck Itches (No, Wait: That’s Just Ann Coulter, Trying to Bite My Head Off)
- Final Score = Bush, 0; Irony, Infinity
- Rod Blagojevich Offers To Sell Bleeping Governor’s Seat
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I love it. They should also make a chia-Craig, for Senator Larry Craig. I’d buy both.
Yeah, and it could come with a shoe and a bathroom stall!