O’Reilly Samples Food in “Colored Restaurant”

27 09 2007


Priding itself on modest decorum and understated charm, Sylvia’s is situated as a premier restaurant in Harlem…until yesterday…when Bill O’Reilly, host of the Fox News Channel, dropped by to “sample food among the colored peoples.”

“It was like going into a wop restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people were sitting there, and they were ordering, having fun, and not shooting one another,” Mr. O’Reilly raved on his nationally syndicated radio talk show, “Not once did I have to smoke dope, dance, or talk jive. These colored people,” he sighed, “they sure know how to cook, don’t they?”

The Rev. Al Sharpton, who accompanied O’Reilly to lunch last Wednesday, admits that O’Reilly kept pointing his finger at him during the appetizer and addressing him as “you people” during desert. “Had there’ve been a news crew in sight,” Sharpton claims, “I would’ve knocked him upside his splotchy-a*s head.”




One response

29 09 2007

Sharpton should have knocked BO on his splotchy-ass head anyway. 😀

Great site!

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