Brit Hume Urges Fans To Hate the Game, Not The Playa

11 06 2008

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Hume, veteran playa, drops game face for skeezas, skanks, and hos

Brit Hume, Managing Editor of the Fox News Channel, has always met the challenges of anchoring Fox News with rugged, manly aplomb. His blunt style and monosyllabic, guttural responses strike a chord with viewers who simply don’t have the time to parse complex ideas.

Moreover, Brit’s smooveness as a playa has become legendary: freakin’ on the weekends with Daughters of the Revolution, pounding Courvoisier and Geritol, hosting all-night bocce ball tournaments…

“If you’re gonna hate the playa,” Mr. Hume assures his rabid fan base, “you might as well hate the bowl he cuts his hair with. You may as well hate his 401K. You may as well hate the three servings of fiber in his diet.” At this point, Hume lifts himself up out of his stroller and brandishes a nine iron with a Lands-End Burberry sleeve over his head: “And if you going to hate the three servings of fiber in his diet, then, hell, b**tches, you better off hatin’ the game.”


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